EmptyN cuts vote

On Saturday I started sending SMSs to the number supplied for the SA Music Awards, trying to vote for my favourite artist in the Record of the Year category. I know, started a little late for true, but I figured since my man hadn’t done much to promote himself either, he probably wasn’t counting on my vote anyway. Anyway, I didn’t end up sending any of those SMSs. What ended up happening was that because I use a company I’ll call VotaCon and not one called EmptyN, the network wouldn’t let me cast my vote for my artist to win. I don’t know how many times I tried to send it and it would not go. Several times even wondered if I hadn’t run out of airtime, but I had plenty of that stored up.

Eventually it dawned on my dumb arse that EmptyN was punishing me for not using their network in my everyday life, that the SMS line was only open to EmptyN customers. Bye bye consumer choice, Y’ello giant corporate squid. Everywhere you go. What a lost opportunity! By denying me and millions of other cell phone users outside their control the right to vote they surely lost major revenue, didn’t they? How shortsighted! It’s no wonder EmptyN has been running second to VotaCon ever since the race began in 1994. Yes they’ll tell you they are bigger than Vota outside of SA and that Vota had a whole year’s headstart blah blah blah, excuses excuses. Truth is, it’s myopia of this nature that has left EmptyN licking their wounds each year subscriber results are announced.

Funny enough, I’ve always had a soft spot for EmptyN, even on Saturday I still wished they could catch up and overtake VotaCon in the SA subscriber game. Today I don’t wish that anymore. Today I wish someone like Cell C or Virgin Mobile can rise up and take out both these cell phone giants and realise my dream of experiencing low cell phone costs and free SMSs. I wish.

Generations of Addicts

We all have our bad habits, so please forgive me when I share one of mine. It’s called Generations. You know what it is, a television drama shown on SABC 1 every night, 20:00. See, I even know what time it plays. Bad bad habit. I follow each episode, sometimes pretending not to, but I know that Paul Mashaba has been pretending to be a married woman, chatting online with Karabo Moroka, while his daughter Grace Mashaba, dating a dirty little rap star known as Ajax, is totally oblivious to the fact that Paul is not her real father. His brother Kenneth is. Kenneth Mashaba speaks sePedi, as he should. Brother Paul speaks uncanny isiZulu, just like a native of KwaZulu Natal. How? I have no idea.

Lately two new characters have appeared, a certain Dumisani Something and his wife, Something Something. The two are not remarkable in any way; they really add no spice to the events at Generations. Maybe they will later, I don’t know. What I do know is that the lady Something claims to have done a lot of modeling in her days before becoming a housewife. “Was she a body double in The Lord of the Rings perhaps, as a hobbit?” I ask myself. Doesn’t make sense to me as she doesn’t seem a centimetre taller than 1.75m, which is the very least any wannabe “model” should ever be. Maybe she modeled shoes? Shoes for kids? I know the producers claim escapism over realism, but still. Khethiwe Buthelezi as a model? During her first “shoot” I thought she was reacting to sighting a wet frog when she was in fact, smiling. I can’t wait to see if she causes any real trouble for Sibusiso Dlomo and his finance who went home for endless days after giving birth and expects her man to have been waiting around for her.

ANC’S TWIN TOWERS

Last night the African National Congress elected Jacob Zuma as its President during its 52nd national conference. Reactions to these developments have been deafening, ranging from rage to raukus laughter to jubilation.

So now, reality. What is reality? Reality is that JZ, as he is known, is now the ruling party’s most senior leader, its captain, the big dawg, you know. He rules, so to speak. He will rule from Luthuli House, the ANC’s headquarters in Johannesburg, while President Thabo Mbeki will run the country from the Union Buildings in Pretoria. A good friend of mine has just asked me “how did it get to this?” “Democracy” I said. Which is what it is.

THE PAST
JZ has always had groundswell support, especially in his stronghold KwaZulu Natal. People have always trusted him, they looked up to him as a leader of the ANC, and most of all, respected him. Thus he came into the race with a huge following already.

DEMOCRACY
Mzansi had been in a struggle for democracy for many years, years before the even the National Party took to over power in the 1940s. Injustices had been going on for ages before that, hence the formation of the ANC in January 1912. The underpinning force of democracy is that majority rules. Period. What most people want is what goes, regardless. In a democracy it’s not necessarily what is right, but what those who cast their votes want.

FOOLS
One of the things I have heard from many people is that people who have chosen to follow JZ are foolish, that the man himself is such, owing probably to the fact that he has no formal education because his rural Nkandla parents were so poor. This is the same man who can now speak fluent, self-taught English, was elected Chief of Intelligence of the ANC in 1987, was partly responsible for the CODESA negotiation process, and is credited with bringing the IFP to the negotiation table during the violence of the early 1990s. It would seem, according to this logic, that 2329 ANC voters are also foolish, with 1505 being intelligent (those who voted for Thabo Mbeki). Mbeki himself, by extention, must be foolish for appointing this fool to the second highest office in the country in June 1999.

MORE FOOLS
In June 1999 Trevor Manuel, a guy with no formal economics qualification (he was a civil engineer) took over the reigns at the national treasury. Immediately there was an outcry, critics pointing out these “shortcomings”. Over the years the man has done a very good job in his ministry, and has become the darling of the same critics. Bill Clinton, we all know his shortcomings, well, you know what I mean…he led one of the US’s most successful economic periods during his time.

JUSTIFIABLE PARANOIA?
Are JZ’s critics justified in their paranoia? Are we really going to see the economy fall apart? Will women be even more vilified (Mzansi hates its women – we rape them, beat them up, maim them, deprive them of love, keep them suppressed in every way)? This is already happening in Mzansi, it’s not a futuristic projection. Will gay people’s rights be revoked via Constitutional amendments? Others have said we will become a communist country, or that socialist policies will be pushed harder. Is this at all possible? If so, are these bad things, to concentrate more on poor people?

IN FUTURE
Who knows what a Zuma administration will look like. I bet you not even Zuma himself knows. The ANC rules in government, which means ANC policies are most likely to become law if passed by the ANC itself. That JZ or Mbeki is heading the party should not matter when it comes to this. Or should it? Is JZ so powerful as to change ANC, or indeed the country’s policies all by himself? I don’t know.

THE FAR FUTURE
So what of the whole NPA/ corruption charges thing? Is JZ already on his way down? Well he has survived two post-apartheid court trials already. A third could really bring him down. In such a case, who would take over after him? The most obvious in line is his new Deputy Mr Kgalema Motlanthe. What about the country’s reputation, would it be negative if he was to be charged and convicted while being ANC president? Possibly. But life would not end there. Many previous prominent ANC members have been convicted for financial wrongdoing by the new justice system, the likes of Rev. Alan Boesak come to mind, Tony Yengeni, Shabir Shaik, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela etc. Even SABC CEO Dali Mpofu has been sniffed in 1992 for suspicion of fraud against his organisation the ANC. Others include John Block, and Linda Mti who lost their jobs due to fraud cases against them.

Despite all this, we are still here. The sky didn't fall on us, and this so-called "Zunami" didn't sweep anyone away. Not yet anyway.

THE POLOKWANE FACTOR

Polokwane is abuzz with activity this week as shop owners, B&B managers, hoteliers and others, constantly run about trying to take advantage of the ANC conference happening there.

I was meant to be in Polokwane over the weekend myself. Nothing connected to the conference of course, but personal functions. It didn’t happen for various reasons. I got worried as the days drew closer though, about traffic and so on.

It seems a lot is happening at the conference, with voting delayed for about 3 hours when there was a computer problem. That has been solved. Voting continues.

Over the past few weeks I have had countless conversations, as I’m sure you have too, with people about this ANC conference. In particular we speak about issues relating to the new leadership that is proposed for the ANC, including the possibility of President Thabo Mbeki being replaced by his Deputy Jacob Zuma as party president. I’ve heard comments such as:

“Zuma is not an intellectual.”
“I’m worried if Zuma wins, that is the end for Mzansi”
“How can you ask me which side I am on when you know that JZ is our leader?”
“We cannot have a corrupt man in power”
“Thabo is also corrupt. This truth will come out eventually”

And others. I guess this is what one would call grassroots comments. It seems natural to me that each time we have a potential change of leadership a lot of words are exchanged between concerned parties, some pleasant, most probably not. I personally expect it. What I do not expect are adults who behave as children at such points in time, going at each other relentlessly and viciously. Last week I told a friend of mine about the big arms cache at the OR Tambo airport, and joked that I hoped it wasn’t meant for shipping to Polokwane. We have gone through the whole violence thing and going back would be catastrophic.

So we wait.